The Five Feline Personalities: A Guide to House Cat Character Types

The Regal Monarch

This cat acts like royalty and treats the home as a personal kingdom. They demand perfection from their environment and expect attention only on their own terms.

• Main Behavior: Sits on the highest furniture to look down on everyone.
• Affection Style: Allows brief head scratches before walking away majestically.
• Daily Goal: Maintaining absolute comfort and a strict nap schedule.

The Shadow Companion

This personality type bonds deeply with one specific human and follows them everywhere. They prefer to stay in the same room as their chosen person at all times.

• Main Behavior: Walks closely behind you and sits on your keyboard or book.
• Affection Style: Constant purring, headbutting, and sleeping on your chest.
• Daily Goal: Staying as physically close to their human as possible.

The Midnight Athlete

This cat is filled with sudden, explosive energy that usually strikes late at night. They turn everyday household objects into toys and sprint without warning.

• Main Behavior: Racing down hallways and staring intently at blank walls.
• Affection Style: Play-biting ankles or swatting at toes under the blankets.
• Daily Goal: Burning off hyperactive energy through indoor hunting games.

The Vocal Negotiator

This character uses a wide range of sounds to communicate exactly what they want. They do not wait quietly for food or attention; they demand it loudly.

• Main Behavior: Meowing at closed doors, cabinets, and empty food bowls.
• Affection Style: Having loud, back-and-forth "conversations" with humans.
• Daily Goal: Reminding everyone in the house that it is time for a treat.

The Skittish Inspector

This cat is highly sensitive to changes in the house and prefers a quiet, predictable life. They are cautious around new objects but highly curious once they feel safe.

• Main Behavior: Hiding under the bed when guests arrive or the vacuum turns on.
• Affection Style: Gentle nose touches once they realize you come in peace.
• Daily Goal: Checking every corner of the room to ensure it is completely safe.

Cats and quarantine, a bit of cat humor

Lately I find it particular entertaining of these jokes that deal with the COVID-19 quarantine which affects most of us. So here comes a short collection of my favorite ones. Enjoy!

Work from home with cats, possible?

Nowadays more and more people are able to work from how. But how are their cats are dealing with this change?

Can you quietly use your computer or your phone? Can you handle a remote meeting? Is your cat constantly try to 'help' you?

Cat jokes

• A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the Canaries'.
• What is a cat's favourite subject in school? HISStory.
• What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrrple!
• What is a cat's favourite car? The Catillac.
• Where did the kittens go on their class trip? To a mewseum.
• What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream.
• How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
• How do you know when your cat has been using your computer? When your mouse has teeth marks on it!

Cat..oholic anonymous

Now let's see what anonymous people have said about cats. Enjoy!

• There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
• I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
• Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.
• Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
• Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
• There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
• If you want to know the character of a man, find out what his cat thinks of him.
• Every life should have nine cats.
• It's very hard to be polite if you're a cat.
• My husband said it was him or the cat...I miss him sometimes.
• It's really the cat's house--we just pay the mortgage.
• Beware of those who dislike cats.
• The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard cats.

Cat user's manual, cat rules

Every person with a cat must read this first! Old classic cat humor :)

The CAT User's Manual

Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run

And a piece of information: Cat age compared to human age

CAT	HUMAN	--	CAT	HUMAN
6 months	12 years	--	8 years	48 years
1 year	16 years	--	9 years	52 years
2 years	24 years	--	10 years	56 years
3 years	28 years	--	11 years	60 years
4 years	32 years	--	12 years	64 years
5 years	36 years	--	13 years	68 years
6 years	40 years	--	14 years	72 years
7 years	44 years	--