Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Cat..oholic anonymous

Now let's see what anonymous people have said about cats. Enjoy!
  • There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
  • I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
  • Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.
  • Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
  • Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
  • There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
  • If you want to know the character of a man, find out what his cat thinks of him.
  • Every life should have nine cats.
  • It's very hard to be polite if you're a cat.
  • My husband said it was him or the cat...I miss him sometimes.
  • It's really the cat's house--we just pay the mortgage.
  • Beware of those who dislike cats.
  • The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard cats.

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