Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Cat jokes

  • A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the Canaries'.
  • What is a cat's favourite subject in school? HISStory.
  • What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrrple!
  • What is a cat's favourite car? The Catillac.
  • Where did the kittens go on their class trip? To a mewseum.
  • What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream.
  • How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
  • How do you know when your cat has been using your computer? When your mouse has teeth marks on it!

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